In September my wife and I visited Bruges. We were inspired by the film ‘In Bruges’. Odd inspiration I know but it did make us want to go and see the place for real. You know what? It was very nice.

 It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s ***ing thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful ****ing fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody’s ****ing thing, eh?

Harry, “In Bruges”